Well, my friend Daniel (AmishHack3r on Twitch) decided to give my game a try. And let me tell you folks, this guy is an amazing tester.
He found ALL SORTS of bugs for me. And diligently recorded video of each one, made drawings on a map of areas with glitches, and so on. I couldn't ask for a better tester, thanks Daniel!
That being said, I have a lot to fix!